Keeping owning those libs man. You’re doing God’s work.

He didn’t.  He couldn’t spell it.

Ignoring everything else you said for a moment, I have to ask... why did you censor the word “idiot”?

How’s that Kool-Aid?  Must really be tasty.

“NO ONE WILL DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT.”

Pence is making a detour on his trip specifically to stay at Trump’s resort in Ireland. At taxpayer expense. When confronted by reporters questioning the ethics of enriching the president, Pence had no response. The corruption is widespread, blatant, out in the open, and yet NO ONE WILL DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT.

Which makes the gaff a gaffe.

Oh my god, I would love to see members of Congress give Trump the dressing down he deserves, on camera, while he has to sit there and take it.

What a floccinaucinihilipilificator!

Well, if his insouciance and “to hell with you peasants” attitude helped gut Boris Johnson’s coalition, so much the better. The Brits may outmaneuver us yet in dealing with these parasitic a-holes. When Moscow Mitch or one of the other Trumpsters pulls a move like that, the other Republicans edge closer to them on…

Rees-Mogg, he has the name for a Python skit already.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

With your username, I’d like to pretend that I’m talking to Audie Cornish, but I get more of an Ari Shapiro vibe.

Once more for the MAGA trolls and the gun nuts in the back:

Unless they’re getting abortions, and then you get 10x the points for women.

It could be a game, where different point scores for different victims - err, I mean, people who you bless with the Lord's words. Women are, obviously, worth half the points of men. Muslims are double. Etc.

Maybe we could stop mass shootings by running Bible Drives instead of Voting Drives. Voting drives send the message that people have a right to choose their own leaders, which inevitably leads them to want to vote God out and replace him (sorry not sorry feminists) with gay marriage. Good old fashioned bible drives…

That’s because the cities are overrun with DEMOCRAT PARTIES. DEMOCRATS love to destroy our cities with their non-GMO soy minorities and their “voting drives.”