Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Here’s my review:

People are starting to worry about square enix now? Not like, 10 years ago? 

Games aren’t books or movies, Heather. By design, they’re not going to be playable by everybody. That’s too bad, but that’s the nature of the medium.

I get comments like this a lot when the topic comes up and it always feels reductive. I actually want to take time to address it. The idea that people don’t play through the entire game is really absurd. In order to find tricks, runners and hunters have to play through the game as intended to understand mechanics and…

Kickstarter has proved a great place to stretch your investigative journalism skills. I love these articles. I mean it sucks for the people who invested, but you could probably make a book about Kickstarter failed projects and scams.

So I’ll be eaten by a wild gyarados if I don’t pay attention to my surroundings. :(

Pretty good, a half second off my PB, still good though.

Accused of cheating? That's the highest form of compliment! I treat every hate msg on psn and xbl as a trophy.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Yet the steel beam is unharmed.......

Fool! Faults are for lesser beings! Doom has no need of them!

Oh, he’s building to it. I guarantee, he’ll be all normal and “hey guys, that’s awesome!” but as soon as Richards pops up, he’ll be all...

The worst part about a Lego safe is that he has provided me with all the parts for a getaway car.

For a long time hunters could ninja pull mobs without meaning to just because of their attack mechanics. They where the only ranged class who used their auto-attack. Unlike melee classes who also use auto-attack it’s more dangerous for hunters because if you did something like tab-targeting or you mis-clicked to the…

More like first five minutes at Fahey’s ;)

Can’t wait for the ‘Five Nights at Faheys’ game.

>Get girls by flooding them with gifts.

And of course, the best advice of all...

“Prepare to die.”