Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Are Boning, Insists the Rumor Mill

His name is FARTDUDE. I think we know all we need to know about him.

Meghan McCain is a spoiled little rich girl who thinks she's rebelling and being edgy by wearing a lot of black, drinking Jack Daniels, cursing, and making vague "rock n roll" references. It's so funny.

I question your integrity and civility as an individual, based on your sheer inability to get a joke.

Beer is better than, man.

The content of that one is wrong too. Good beer should be drunk at a temperature anywhere from 35F to 60F, depending on style. And it's really only Pilsners and Dortmunders that should be below 40F. Really cold food interacts less with our taste buds, which is only desirable if coldness is the point and the flavor is…

By 'objectively' you mean you're completely ignoring the fact that beauty standards change over time- or maybe you're just not familiar with Baroque art.

I disagree. When Time put a huge picture of Osama bin Laden on the cover, no one batted an eye. Why? Because he looks like what we expect terrorists to look like. The Rolling Stone story was about how a seemingly normal white kid becomes someone willing to plant a bomb and kill innocent people. That picture is a big…

Not interested. I know your kind in real life and I will not drink your homemade kombucha and read your musings on the "ephemeral nature of time and days" and I don't care how grounded you feel when you rub dirt on your face to exfoliate.

"I'm goin' to a state that doesn't kill its own inmates. That's how pro-life it is up there."

I still haven't forgiven this vacant eyed Golem for ruining my fucking summer in 2009 when I couldn't escape that fucking AWFUL "New York State of Mind"

God that song fucking SUCKED

It's antisexist in that it depicts sexism pretty much the way it actually happens and doesn't try to sugarcoat it or make it cute or revise history. It's not the fault of the show that fedora-wearing idiots think sexism is awesome.

Lindy, even though I feel like I know you, I am willing to reluctantly admit that I do not know you well enough to know if you'd prefer a "badass feminist lady kicking ass" gif or a "pile of warm fuzzy puppies" gif in the face of this onslaught of asshattery. So I present you with both:

Connie Britton is one of the strongest arguments in favor of human cloning. There should be one in every city.

I find some of this advice to be a bit problematic. It seems to glorify internships and actually accept the mindset that interns should put up with a lot of the bs they get from staff. Unpaid interships are the worst and they shouldn't exist. It unfairly advantages those who have the luxury of time because they don't…

True. It's my nature to bring up "The Lottery" anytime someone is fearful of the general mass (in this case AD fans), and being on the outside of it. I'm also glad you added in the caveat of allowing for a stoning if the crops fail.

This isn't "The Lottery". It's absolutely okay to not like something.

Smells strange to you straight out of the shower

I'm really hoping to get down to my birth weight by July!!!1!

Really disappointed he missed this opportunity to use "finger blasted" in an article he ostensibly was paid real, actual, spendable money to write.