On my high school football team, one of our linebackers transferred in senior year. He kept talking about "sticking a broomstick up the freshmen's asses", trying to get other people to go along with him. Nobody would, and finally someone asked him if they did that to him at his old school, and if they did he should…

If my mother didn't have an abortion, I wouldn't exist.

Pretty sure she's talking about the next time she gets pregnant, and also, fuck you for thinking she is grieving in the "wrong" way. Fuck you one million times forever.

That was beautiful and heartbreaking and absolutely worth reading. I applaud this young lady for knowing what is best for her and stating it so clearly without apologizing for her decision.

It was all of 4 months ago but they are still together, and posting photos on fb which look like they're having a nice time. It was so odd because the groom had done some really sweet things, like book her favourite local band as a surprise and have these cool block letters of their initials covered in lights. I think…

Runaway Maid Of Honor

Okay, so, I read Jezebel every damn day and have never commented. But I can resist no longer:

Ok, I have always thought that my friend's wedding could be turned into a movie, and while not at the time, she now also completely agrees.

In one of my first jobs, I was working with a small group of other entry-level folk who were also making no money. One of them got knocked up by her live-in boyfriend and decided to get married while she was 8 months pregnant to beat the stork.

I went to a wedding as the guest of my boyfriend, so I didn't know too many people. The groom was softly sobbing as he waited at the altar. As the bride started down the aisle, he started wailing. When she reached him, his knees buckled and he fell down, rocking back and forth on his knees, sobbing like a baby. The…

...and trying to bargain his way into the table ("I'll just sit here until they come! It'll be fine!").

are the REAL victims

I did and it does not change my opinion one iota. Her father was texting her about her mother. And a person does not have to be literally DYING for a child to be worried or concerned. Or do you only give two shits if someone is on life support?

I know, I think that is extremely low on the list of things to enforce, as well. I mean, I understand that children shouldn't be using their phones during class. It is a major distraction, but there are times when exceptions should be made.

I know, since when do children have to pay a fine for breaking school rules. That is completely ridiculous.

According to the school's policy, if students are caught using their phone on school time, they must relinquish them to administrators and pay a fine.

This. She doesn't want to follow the phone rules (however stupid they may be)? Kick her out. This was completely unwarranted.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

YES. I have nonstop drama queen here all day but when I take her to the vet/groomer/boarders it's all "No, she was an absolute delight. Best dog we've ever had." Then she gets home and it's all "THANK GOD THAT BULLSHIT IS OVER, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I JUST HAD ENDURE AT THAT DUMB PLACE?"