"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

Difficult as it is to believe, religion is important to many people's lives. And for many people, they would rather take up the daunting task of redirecting that dribbly steamship than simply jumping overboard.

He's a fiction writer.

It's not that Titans is inaccurate; it's that Boone is acting as if it is accurate. To use your example (a great one, by the way), this would be like if the real brakeman from the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team changed his name to Sanka Coffie and went on the speaking rounds touting his status as Jamaica's greatest box…

I found a border collie wandering in the street once with a broken off run cable dangling from it's collar. It supposedly lived quite nearby, so I decided to walk it home. It took me an hour and a half to find the address given on the collar, and then no-one was home, so I had to walk him back to my house, which was…

gross

Club promoters are basically the dreggiest dregs of society. I wouldn't text one from a burner. Also I don't think the #1 Nightclub in America!! would need to promote this hamfistedly (texting her again and again when she doesn't respond, not taking "thanks anyway" for an answer).

Thank god I'm not the only one who feels this way. They were emotionally involved before the baby and resumed an emotional involvement after. You can't just call someone a mere sperm donor under those circumstances. It's far too tangled up for such a black/white declaration.

He sounds like a jackass, but I'm on his side in terms of the custody dispute.

Yeah, but you realize this comment pretty much makes you THE MOST BITTER JEZZIE, right?

Did you read any of those quotes from experts, saying that this law will only harm more women and children? The quotes also contained a reminder that addiction is not a moral failing. It is a disease.

It wasn't apocalyptic, as predicted, but it wasn't good for those affected.

These people are the worst. I once worked at a very popular soul food restaurant in Austin. The portions were huge, the plates were more like serving platters, and the drinks were enormous. People loved to go there in big groups, and you'd have to carry out these massive over-sized trays filled with over-sized food.…

There's a point in food service where you breach the "no fucks to give, fire me, I don't even fucking care" barrier. It is a glorious point, at least in retrospect.

I did go to college, bitch. And you did leave your wallet in the bathroom, post-makeout sesh. And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."

"I did go to college, bitch. And you did leave your wallet in the bathroom, post-makeout sesh. And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."

I moved in with my boyfriend's friend who seemed like a nice person but turned out to be one of the most wretched people I've ever encountered. I tried to be really gracious and diplomatic about the whole thing - I did blow up at him a few times, but I think anyone in my situation would have found it difficult to not…

This is great, I actually have one to contribute this week!