I just adopted a shelter dog and need to go on a bit of a rant.

I will never understand who the fuck advises these people. Lilo made 7 million dollars for...shudder..Just My Luck. Why didn't they buy some houses outright? They would still have to pay property taxes, but I mean come on.

I think Diaz can pull it off. She was wonderfully terrible in Bad Teacher.

I am so stupidly excited for this.

This is fantastic. I grew up in Detroit and I was that one white family on the block in the city.

It wasn't always fun, but I feel like it was a good choice for me. I still am good friends with a ton of my sisters.

My sorority was actually incredibly diverse. It was aweeesome. We didn't really care, as long as you could understand that no one interrupts while we are WATCHING DOCTOR WHO GODDAMIT, then you were fine.

God I can't wait till I get paid so I can buy some of her shit.

Jesus christ. The gall on that woman sending you that email. How arrogant is she? SHE DESTROYED THAT POOR WOMAN'S HOUSE!

Great. Great. Now I have a headache that is not related at all but I'm going to think I have cancer for another two weeks.

Love the graphic

I feel like way too many of those girls are too young. They look like they're playing dress up with mommy's clothes after not having eaten for two months.

Uhhh WTF IS THAT ANIMAL

I hope she has a deeper understanding of why she is attracted to men like him.

I read the entire blog.

Marry me.

I'm just saying...it seems like Orientation Programs and Residence Life pride themselves on hiring outgoing people, who more often than not turn out to be raging fucking dbags.

Right? holy fuck.

Oh for fucks sake.

Whoops