This. is the best thing I have ever seen.

SEE FOX?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANCEL BEN & KATE.

And I just thought, "Meh, why not. Everyone has already seen my ass on Son's of Anarchy."

Scientologists did it.

Uh...lady Godiva?

I cannot wait to see the joy on her face when Theresa goes to jail. It's going to be UHMAZING.

THIS. STEALING THIS IDEA. NO SHAME.

I would have to be high to handle Kris Jenner.

Oh for fuck's sake

WHAT THE FUCK.

She was on RuPaul's Drag Race. She will forever hold a special place in my heart.

I am going to try to work #likeigiveadick into as many conversations as possible.

Damn. She's 53? Really?

I am the classiest bitch here.

I'm stealing the if "you can't foam finger bang and sing at the same time, don't do it."

I am seriously dying looking at this photo.

Even though you're a Scientologist, I can't quit you.

Questions I always want to ask the individuals who write these laws

As much as I am inclined to believe that their spawn is the antichrist, I have to admit that is one nommmable baby. NOMNOMNOM

I'm smiling because I didn't even have to figure out a porn star name for my debut.