Now that 30 rock is over I'm actually worried that Tracy Morgan may die without supervision.

Wow. Did not realize vaginas looked so different....

I will never not love the slowed-down version of Jolene

I will never forgive the show runners for what they did to Opie's character

I WANT A TURTLENECK MINIDRESS SO BAD.

Best.Title.Ever

This song is totally on my running mix. I am not ashamed.

God, he is so damn affable.

I'M NOT DESPERATE. AT ALL. LOOK AT ME. I HAVE PAINT ON MY FACE. I AM STILL RELEVANT.

Prince Phillip did it.

Well, welcome to the reality of being a working single mother in America.

She.could.get.a.normal.job

I'm glad Kate Gosselin is getting her comeuppance. She deserves that for viciously invading her minor children's privacy for profit for all those years.

Anyone who says otherwise is anti-American.

BJ was a goddamn national treasure.

In my fantasy world, Don't Trust the B, was never canceled. Same with Ben & Kate.

I refuse to accept this fact. Will is not dating anyone. Amy is his one true love.

Can she just go away now? Please

Argh. Sometimes I find Lena Dunham to be completely insufferable. And then she goes and says something awesome like that. WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH HER?!

Seriously. And if anyone, anyone physically disciplined my children, I would be fighting to get them back too.