Ugh. Articles like this are just bumming me out. My father's family acted horrifically at my grandfather's funeral, I can only imagine what they would do at my wedding. (I didn't know it was cool to skip that wake my Dad is paying for so you can go get sloshed at a bar.)

I was actually more surprised that up to 11 million people actually.watched.that.

1. Kathy Bates is a goddamn national treasure. SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS

No her name is some insane misspelling of "Erin" that I refuse to acknowledge.

It's some kind of fucked up nonsense that the two most racist, awful people are still there. WHY HAS NO ONE KICKED OUT ARYAN YET?

Jeez louise.

Best news I have heard all day involves Amanda Bynes not being allowed to leave the psych ward.

For having birthed two babies, Helen is looking damn fine.

Obviously there are always these difficult balances in parenting. As a child that was benignly to severely neglected, I really envied those parents that indulged their kids. I wanted so desperately to have a parent that would fight for me. Sometimes I think I am better off for it, other times I think if I hadn't had…

Can we do a media blackout involving all the Teen Moms? Seriously.

To all the people I ever made fun of for doing yoga, you can smack me. I've been doing it for two months and I have never felt better mentally or physically.

No joke, I only started liking yogurt this year. And there are random days where I can barely eat it.

I want to go as Goth barbie for Halloween!!!!

If they had to lip sync to this on RuPaul's Drag Race my life would be complete.

I absolutely freaking hated what they did to Maeby. Maeby may not have been school smart, but she was hella street smart. And they just dumbed her down to a point where it's not fun.

Federally on civil rights violations? We can only hope

I feel so freaking bad for her kids

That is not called being humorless.

So terrible. I know I rip on Lea Michele a lot, but I sincerely hope she has as much love and support as she needs right now.

They can bring one against Zimmerman. The HOA one wouldn't preclude them from doing so.