Alana is Honey Boo Boo

If I could have a kid like Alana I would actually be really happy. She seems like a smart, hilarious child.

She would have been an awesome first lady.

The fuck.

I think I love her. She is so horrible, how can you not?

Well...I'm going to go call my grandmother now. This hit me right in the feelings.

Great post.

I really like the dynamic between the Hound and Arya in the series much better than the book. It feels infinitely more believable.

I am unashamed to say that I miss the show Cavemen. I thought it was hysterical.

I want Randy to be my boyfriend. He seems like the sweetest, most sincere person.

Did anyone else find the "alcohol hurts my belly" comment kinda sweet?

This is like a giant sucker punch to the ovaries. I want to copy this idea.

I heart this gif.

I really hate what he did to Chevy Chase's character (not that Chevy didn't have a significant hand in it himself). Pierce being a dick definitely started drastically affecting the dynamic of the show.

Meh. I actually kind of like Larry Birkhead...which is the most I can say about anyone who emerged from the mess that was Anna Nicole's life.

This eyes basically scream sociopath to me.

Ugh Lena Dunham annoys me. But for whatever reason Joan River's tweets continue to impress.

It's called Portia De Rossi's not anorexic anymore? Does anyone think that could be the reason?

As someone who got to witness the complete and utter stupidity of the University Student Life System for far too long, it's because

I have a diet for you. It's called the exercise occasionally and try to eat fresh vegetables diet. It's amazing.