You’re absolutely right, Superman works much, much better when he doesn’t give a s#!t about anyone else. He’s just like you & me. The little guy shouldn’t be his problem. F**k them. Gritty, vengeful Superman - he’s the kind of guy our society needs right now. Forget about him being a symbol of hope & optimism, forget…

“How about this Booster Gold guy, Mr. Snyder?”

What was his mom’s name again?

But what was Billy Zane like???

Ditto.

And tomfoolery leads to.... suffering...”

Cowardly Snyder assistant - “Hey boss, Marvel has someone hanging from a rope in their latest movie poster.”

I totally agree. I’ve never understood Cyborg either. Superheroes are meant to be wish-fulfillment characters, but who the hell would ever dream of being Cyborg? Sure he has a USB port in his shoulder or whatever, but the dude got torn to shreds - lost his arms, legs, eyeball etc. Great fun!

M-M-MMM-MAAAAARTHAAAAA???!!!!!!!!

You too! I KNEW it!!!

I have no idea if I've watched all the Transformers movies. How can you tell?

Is that Adam Driver???

Remember when news of a new Superman movie was good news?

“Forget the combined force of the US military, what we need is a man with a scaly skin condition!”

Breaking news: “The Superman defeated by boomerang.”

The Flash in a metal suit? It must heat up like crazy. And sound like fingernails on a blackboard when he’s running.

I killed loads of people before I changed my name & “found myself”. That means I get a clean slate, right?

The road surface was also new, & new road paint “sweats” for a few months, apparently, making it even slippier.

Cue someone moaning on about Starbuck because it was a faddy thing 3 years ago & the internet eats its own tail.

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