That looks f**king sh*t.

My favourite bits of the trailer:

Agreed. Imagine where we’ll be in 10 years: Death Star 9 etc. Star Wars is in danger of becoming bland corporate product like the Pirates franchise.

I came to this comments thread expecting to find one knobhead comment. I leave satisfied.

TDKR terrible??? Even the bit where every single police officer in Gotham went underground at the same time & got trapped??? But people say Nolan is a genius - so you must be wrong!

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If only there was a word for someone who describes a entire group of people as “they” & then goes on to describe how terrible “they” all are...

I came here to see this comment. I leave satisfied.

This world is going badly, dangerously wrong, yet we continue to be distracted by dreck like this. It’s terrifying, really. What an utter waste of time.

“United” States.

I watched BvS for the first time today. Before you’re 15 minutes in, you see Batman’s dad getting shot, Batman’s mum getting shot in the face, buildings falling & killing people in Metropolis, Jimmy Olsen getting shot in the face by a terrorist, Arab guys getting shot in the face (w/ blood splatter) & Superman…

Agreed! I’m going Spoiler Pure from this point on...

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Oh bloody hell. I’m really not a fan of Deborah Ann Woll. She overacts all the time - always turned up to 11. If the scene called for her to drop a pencil, she’d act it as if on the verge of tears, approaching a nervous breakdown.

I hope it’s not any kind of CG fuckathon!!

I’ve a feeling it’ll start with him as Sorceror Supreme being taken into hospital after a magical beating by Big Mads. Rachel McAdams’ nurse will remember him from years ago as the hotshot surgeon who smashed up his hands & this’ll lead to a “let me tell you a tale...” type flashback thing.

I reckon the movie will have to have him as Sorceror Supreme at the start & tell his origin using a flashback format. I hope it won’t be him training with Tilda, then cutting to a title card: “15 years later” before you see him in NY with all his magical bling.

*cough* comfort women *cough* rape camps *cough*

“Magenta and Brown” sounds like a cop show from the 80's. And if it was, I can imagine the desk-bound, grizzled police chief saying your exact comment.

Agreed! The first thing I thought of when I read that was that it sounded like something Trump or some other facist would say.