As a runner, this article bothers me. Who cares if these people ran rouge? Seeing as you don't have pictures of them with medals, are you SURE they took medals at all? I want you to find me a person that ran legitimately and didn't get a medal because they were out of them. I probably still won't care about this,…

GOES: All of it.

"The story of two dicks with plenty of spunk in the most literal cockfight of our time."

It's not about punishment, it's about reform. You're not going to have much luck making these people better citizens if you don't treat them like real people.

Norway is absolutely, 100% dedicated to the notion of prisoner rehabilitation—-their view of crime and punishment is almost the precise polar opposite of, say, Corrections Corporation of America (don't google it if you still believe the US is a free, First World country.)

21 years is the maximum sentence in Norway.

HOWEVER, he will never walk free. Detention can be extended by 5 years in special circumstances, and after these 5 years it can be extended again... and again... and again.

I like your distinction between pro-bush and pro-Bush. That's important.

"So a dude had to hold it open and they had to barrel in against the strong wind blowing out."

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

We allowed shit to happen...

'What's so new about what you're saying?