Haha I SEE YOU BOO ;)

I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*

I like tattoos (a LOT) but he looks like he's 12.

I refer to just like, look good and be kind, but I'm still single so what would I know.

Free food is cool, even if it is pretty gross. Because free.

But I still think that anyone who downloads an app to order fast food in a scheme to get multiple free Doritos Locos Tacos should have to eat every one of those tacos the same way people consume ortolans. Underneath a napkin shroud, hiding their face from…

Dude, can you honestly not see the difference between what Pussy Riot did and what Gomez did?pussy riot is Russian, so they were rebelling against their own cultural institutions. If a woman from that culture had laughed and showed her ankles in a mosque, then it would make more sense as an act of rebellion. Gomez is…

Helping to get him out of office made me so happy I almost threw up and orgazimed simultaneously.

For me, I enjoy taking my time to look at things. I'm not much of an impulse shopper. I like to look at something, read labels, and figure out if I really need it. And if there are a million other people in store, all talking and looking at stuff, it ruins my concentration.

Are you new?

Believe victims, guys. Even if we don't like who they are as people, or they're "tryhards" or their art is dumb. Believe them.

The only Waterfalls that matters is the show with Caroline Dhavernas and the toy animals who talked to her.

There's been a trend on the left of being too gentle to commit any kind of civil disobedience. Although I can see the value of peaceful protesting, civil disobedience is an important tool as well. Our reluctance to embrace it has only helped the right's narrative that any property damage that occurs in protests…

I that hear if you chant "feminism" in a bathroom mirror five times the ghost of Andrea Dworkin will appear and destroy your entire pornography collection.

"This. I don't know. Do you know?"

This was a bit from Seinfeld.

...why wouldn't you put ketchup on a hotdog? /shrug

As a millennial who spends Thanksgiving stuffing her face and getting drunk with her family, sleeps in on Black Friday, and barely participates on Cyber Monday, I'd just like to say #notallmillenials

She looks amazing, but I think she should stop for a second and consider why the photographer chose to portray her as a lubed-up queen standing on a produce box as a pedestal, and rising out of a trash bag that is sitting on the slick alcohol/piss-covered floor of a back alley. Symbolism — it means something.

But you're right. Having fat women in a magazine only encourages them to keep existing. If everyone just lived right, there wouldn't be any fat women and we wouldn't hear all this crap about wanting to "wear clothes" and "not hate myself."

Why is Time spearheading the Orwellian concept of banning words in the first place?