It's obvious to most dudes who have neckbeards, wear fedoras, frequent 4chan and fantasize about putting bitches in their place. To us normal dudes who are not mouth breathers who understand the subtlety and complexity of human male personalities, it's no so obvious because it is unequivocally false.

Come now, let the weedy Nice Guys and pick-up artists have their little worldview.

You do realize the whole Alpha/Beta dichotomy doesn't actually apply to humans. It actually doesn't apply to most animals. You do know that right?

The whole part about women reads: "Women are the most beautiful thing God made. The church is a woman. 'Church' in Italian is a feminine word. You can't do theology without this femininity. So with regards to your question, you're right, we don't talk about it enough. I agree that we need to work more on the…

A lot of Jezebel has no interest in getting in your pants or going near your scrotum.

So is he Future II or Future, Jr.? When they're out at a party, can they be all like, guys, we gotta go, we gotta get back to the Future II?

Or, you know, maybe we could simply assess skill and talent irrespective of subjective assessments about other people's bodies. But hey, wouldn't want to stretch anyone's capacity for basic decency.

I did not watch this because I knew Fred Armisen was going to be on it. I loathe him. It bothers me that so many people I adore like him and think he is a comedic genius that they just have to invite onto their project. For me, he is the ultimate comedy cock-blocker. I will admit to liking his Prince impression on SNL.

I absolutely need a trigger warning for math. Even simple math sends me into crying jags of anxiety. Fortunately, the trigger warning is usually right there in the title of the course, like "Calculus 101." Some schools (mine included) even included a trigger warning on the building itself: I know to stay far, far away…

WHATEVER, CRANSTON. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE GREATEST BAND EVER DIDN'T WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU

I really miss the time of No Bodysnarking. Those were Good Times.

I don't have a problem with Upton either, Lindy. But please for the love of god don't put the poor woman in the Dirtbag headline again. It's like the siren call for the slimiest of the basement dwelling cheese-dicks.

I also object to women having to do that.

The truth about Chocolate Diamonds is, they're not edible.

She's a childhood abuse survivor who grew up to become a successful songwriter (for Aaliyah, Destiny's Child, etc.) before starting a career as a successful solo artist who is notoriously known to push herself to do the best possible work. She's an advocate for adoption. She does charity work to fight AIDS and protect…

I'm an English major and I totally understand. Policies are not creative writing, I'm not sure why you think that would be hard for me to recognize.

You know what doesn't help someone overweight exercise? Blowing out their knees or throwing out their backs from overexertion.

Not my body, not my business.

Guys, the Biggest Loser is some disgusting and exploitative garbage, and there are good arguments to be made that they're promoting some really unhealthy and disturbing ideas. But let's not concern-troll this woman who we don't know, and whose health we don't know anything about.