To all the haters: If no one spelled their kids' names creatively, how are you going to teach you going to teach your own kids to single them out and feel superior to them? And/or turn them down for a job because obviously a creative name is a sign of a less than middle class background, and ergo, they are stupid? You…

Jeez, it's a TV show, not a vaccine. I can wait a few weeks.

"thinspiration"

There is no way in hell that Thor 2 is "dubious." I can list three or four instances of two named, main female characters talking about science and shit off the top of my head!

While i understand your dislike for the song, i cannot agree because of my love for this video.

Bullshit. I disagreed with Lindy all along, but she gave a good faith effort at arguing her point. She didn't call people who tell rape jokes rapists. In fact, she wrote an article about "how to tell a rape joke" (which I found very unconvincing but shows she wasn't even saying rape jokes are off limits). She also…

While I don't disagree entirely, it really takes away from the indignation of him fat shaming someone when we turn around and body snark right back at him. While he is a jerk and should be called out as one, when we talk about his "puffiness" and "bloated face," we're just as bad as he is.

OK. Everyone please proceed to make your own "iPAD" jokes here, because I'm sure as hell not doing it.

Man, I can't wait until we're done with Beyonce and are instead talking about how much we hate Gwyneth and Macklemore again.

I don't want to give it away in case you read it, but she's not absent for the entire book; about half way through you do get to hear her side of it in first-person narrative, I believe (it's been a while since I read it). In any case, the problem is that Amy is so ridiculously over-the-top that she is simply…

I REALLY object to the phrase "adjunct faculty approach" being used as an insult. It is pretty fucking insensitive to adjunct faculty (who really do have it bad). How about you try to make your insults less classist?

This is starting to drive me up the wall.

And 313,663,040 people demand that this asshole please disappear from our memories forever, kaythxbye

So.....it's okay for businesses to restrict the medication their employees have access to but it's bad for businesses to discipline their employees for bigotry?

M-O-O-N, that spells settlement.

"Get back in the garage and fix my car."

Shouldn't that be "Khristmas from hell"?

His quote on the photoshoot only serves to make him hotter:

HARRY POTTER IS COMING TO THE STAGE AND HANNIBAL IS COMING BACK ON FEBRUARY 28th. ohhh the sqeees. they hurt, the squees.

AKA SERIOUSLY LIKE THE BEST WINNER EVER