Why do we already have two versions of so many moviecals, but no Ragtime? Give us a goddamn Ragtime movie! Or at the very least, Assassins.

I'll stop worshiping when she stops blowing my mind.

Piracy is still wrong, though. Look, we all stole music on Napster and it was super fun, but it's still immoral.

"She makes me want to go out and force haters to lick my boots. " YES indeed. You summed it up perfectly.

Enh. Wearing any kind clothes while using sexism to exploit other women (domestic labor, typing pool, Triangle Waist, probably all our clothes and computers) is less feminist. There is a possible world in which sexuality isn't enforced and dangerous, and sexy art can be a roadsign to it.

Oh honey...this ain't about you.

Actually, it felt like it was being made for the female gaze. As I was watching her album, I had no bad feelings about all her butt shots. It's because she is super hot, but it's also avant garde and weird and ugly and visually fascinating.

authenticity is what my problem is with miley. Using hiphop culture as a ploy to make everyone forget that you played hannah montana and grew up on some huge ranch offends me. Its not the in your face sex that pisses me off its the fakeness.

Male gaze or "sluttiness" or whatever be damned. If I had a glorious bod like Beyonce's I'd wear thongs all the time, and get someone to sculpt my likeness in marble so people in the centuries to come would be able to look upon it and say "DAAAAAAAAAAMN!" and then bite a knuckle.

No. Doodles, we're in the very last days of 2013, this died around summer time. Keep up with your gotdamn memes and stop looking so basic. Sad for you.

Oh please. Bey is far from white. She's just one of the many (delicious) varieties of african american.

All of those vanguard types were right—Beyonce is no feminist. She's a WOMANIST! Y'all can have Amanda Palmer! *Xena war cry*

HAHAHA careful you're going to have everyone on here drop dead from shock: "WHAT? My feelings and reaction isn't the interesting part of this story??" LOL

Hey, haters, ya'll gotta step off and appreciate ladies for the good shit they do instead of tearing them down. Criticism is healthy, haters are just plain sad.

Come on!!! This is just a cute post about an overexcited fan.

Girl, fuck your cupcakes... I love this!!! I have read this post a million times. This girl is hysterical.

I know right. Dancing bear, has no soul, a robot, entertainment machine. They're calling her everything under the sun in order to deny her humanity. I'm so fucking tired of this.

SERIOUSLY...DANCING BEAR. Someone fucking called her a DANCING BEAR. Jesus christ on a racist cracker, I mean come the fuck on.

I'm reading a lot of comments that say Beyoncé is over-exposed, and to a certain degree, I understand where those people are coming from. BUT. Hear me out.

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