Except nobody EVER gets in dads' faces about "letting other people raise" their kids.

I strongly urge you to download the entire archive of The Bugle podcast. It is John Oliver and his comedy partner Andy Zaltzmann. It is so funny that I cannot listen to it while running on the treadmill because I actually fell off at 7 mph from laughing so hard.

don't judge all yoga by this bs!!!! a nail in bikram's coffin for sure. shaming me w/ headsets doesn't count as yoga.

I'm pretty sure adherents to yoga as a stretching/meditation routine hate Bikram yoga too...It's kind of disgusting what yoga has become in the US. It was intended to be a way to combine the mental and spiritual aspects of the human experience together...here it's just become a freakin' money maker/way for the popular…

I briefly misread this as "In the Woods." I just don't think she's right for Cassie Maddox.

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE IDEAL!?!??! Are you on drugs!!??? EVERYONE hates Friday weddings, except for the couple involved, who maybe gets a deal and extra availability. If this party is FOR guests, then accommodate them by trying not to have them take off any more work then they already may have to.

Lindsay Lohan is apartment-hunting in SoHo, and plans to have her sober coach move in with her.

Lindy, I am now seriously concerned that the editorial staff at Jezebel is either trying to kill you or drive you insane. Look what these sadistic bastards have had you do:

OMG Lindy, I just freaking love your writing. Seriously, it doesn't even matter what subject you take on, I am just SO happy to read it. Please never stop writing, ever.

Can we all just take a step back for a second and resist the urge to shame a scientist for doing research on a basic biological function? I know talking about our pee-pee parts gets us all giggly, but female sexuality is a woefully under-researched field, and being childish and immature when somebody actually DOES…

Hugh Grant has already played the Doctor.

She's only 17 and is already wildly successful. She launched a 'zine when she was only 12.

I Google Image searched for "No Homo" and found this:

Problem is, you're talking about 1 store that doesn't carry your size in an entire mall, where someone who is a size 14 or 16 might be lucky to find more than 1 store that does carry their size.

As a recovering Catholic I appreciate this step. But, we need to remember that he was only saying it's cool because the priests are, supposedly, celibate. This in no way speaks to regular queers who enjoy the sin of sexy times.

WHAT

Wake me when Kate Middleton spawns three winged lizards in a bonfire.

The thing about Ron Swanson is on the surface he's a stereotypical hyper-masculine archetype, with his favorite foods are steak and bourbon, woodcarving as a hobby, small government, free market champion. But under that facade he fully supports strong women like Leslie, he's a good role model to Tom Haverford, he…

I think the thing about Ron is that you can tell he is fundamentally good and a softie at heart. A lot of dudes like that are simply not, and a lot of their personality is mean-spirited. I don't think his character's is.

It seems to me that this is where feminism scares some people. The idea that women can just tell assholes to "Fuck off". It's not a lot of discussion over our rights, one that they can rip down and try to laugh off. It's simple. It's elegant. It's the truth. "Fuck off."