...it's a great thing.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Garlic, anchovy and red onion in the top 6?

You can be totally wrong on everything else and I don't even care.

I had a boss a few years back who agreed with the last person he just talked to. Even when it conflicted with something he said previously. I called him The Yes Man In Charge. I'm afraid this is also Cool Pope.

It almost never happens, actually. And it's a fireable offense at basically all restaurants.

Rumor has it this is an earlier version of the redesigned masthead:

Yeah, it's a lot of money. Because running a country doesn't, and shouldn't, cost the same as a Twix bar. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS. STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS, GUYS.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

I feel like their being Christians is relevant. He got a picture of Jesus as a tip. I don't think that atheists, jews, hindus, etc. do that. Also, as a someone who is not Christian and was raised in on the East Coast, seeing the extent of religiosity of can be pretty striking...

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Sigourney weaver circa Aliens.

When the cops got there, Gaa at first denied making the comments, but in the process of doing so, this complete dumbshit started using racial slurs.

I was going to make a joke about nobody likes artisanal wheat bread, but my brain totally stalled on the rest of it.

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.

I...what? WHAT?

For FUCKS sake, assholes. "I don't like your coworker, so I've decided you shouldn't get paid." THATS LOGIC.

These people are dicks and even if they had gotten the seats they wanted I'm 1000% sure they would have found something else to complain about and not left a tip.