Yeah, she's only 18. We all banged embarrassing people when we were 18. Her time will come.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

I'm sorry, did you mean to submit to a "Hero Stories" contest?

Ugh I have done the 'slept with him again to try to validate the original choice' thing before. It's not a good moment and tough to describe to people who don't do that. :/

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

I respect his complaint that the network was trying to white-wash the show, but in general it does sound to me like he was being too controlling overall. It seems like what he wanted the sitcom to be was a direct adaptation of his life, and that's not really how television works. Television puts a bunch of writers in…

I love this blog. I've done everything humanly possible to avoid restaurant work. My mom waitressed to feed us. 2 -3 restaurant jobs at a time. Knew it wasn't for me. My body is wrecked at 37 because I have always taken warehouse and lifting jobs. Pick up heavy shit move it to another location, put heavy shit down.…

I've seen gratuitously macho stuff that looked painful, but I've never seen anything close to the badassery of cauterizing one's own wound. That woman was either special forces or member of a motorcycle club. Holy shit.

Yes! I especially loved that story, because it's so clear that she was patient and professional with all of his obnoxious behavior up until then. So it sneaks up when you least expect it! Here she takes all his guff, goes the extra mile for him, keeps her game face on, then bam: has finally had it, and verbally…

They're already starting.

Nah, fuck you.

I just can't anymore with people who try and say stuff like "wait for the facts" or "you don't know". Way to call over a dozen women liars.

As a gluten-free vegetarian, and who honestly has real issues with eating wheat, I am dedicated this gif to the carcass-lady. Because she makes the rest of us look like idiots, and worse, people take celiac less seriously.

We need to teach people that it's okay to say you don't like, or don't want to eat, some foods and ask if they can be omitted from your dish. The answer may be no, but at least you can then avoid ordering it. You don't have to concoct an elaborate medical lie to justify it. The waiter is not your mom and dad yelling…

Hey man, I didn't teach her shit! Barely even met her like once in cartoon form 5 seconds ago.

"when he could just as easily have been the 2%"

Maybe they do, except they basically never do. Where's the rash of false accusations against athletes by all these imagined gold diggers?

How many false rape accusations have you heard of since then? None? One? A handful? And how many actual rape allegations? Hundreds? Thousands?

You might think so as a matter of logic, but there's no evidence to support that, and really what evidence there is points in the opposite direction. Believe it or not, most women don't want to be torn apart by high-priced lawyers and PR teams. If you want to extort an athlete, there are many easier ways.

Also, the Duke lacrosse players became folk heroes after they were exonerated.