I read this story earlier on Facebook and all my super religious friends were up in arms that Obama used the “a word”. Granted anything he does makes them flip their shit but I couldn't believe that people were losing their minds over that.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

That’s.... actually a lot less horrible than I expected, what with the poll gains candidates are seeking with blatant Islamophobia these days.

Slavery appears to be one of the presidential candidate’s favorite talking points.

Shouldn’t an arrest be made here? Kicking someone is considered assault, no? Or is this one of those ‘he was a minority so it’s totally cool’?

It’s not about sucking up. It’s about marketing yourself and your campaign. A good campaigner gets as much attention as possible. Katy Perry helps get attention in social media. Hillary is thinking long term for the general election.

I can fuck with this. I’m excited!

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

Also the states that still have the death penalty and actively use it are all Republican, and the absolute last thing Texas wants is any sort of federal review of its justice system.

How can you be pro death penalty AND anti-abortion?

No one deserves a quiet retirement full of hot tea and books and grandchildren more than Joe Biden.

She offered to fax her emails. FAX. Her EMAILS. Smdh.

I do work for NASA and my little heart melted when I saw him rocking his little NASA “meatball” t-shirt throughout all of this. I hope his wonder and curiosity weren’t extinguished by what happened to him. I’m also glad that the incident was met with a swift collective eyeroll/rage. I could go on about how much more…

There’s cheap food that’s healthier than poor people tend to eat. The problem with it though is it 1) requires more time to prepare and 2) sometimes requires learning at least some basic cooking skills.

Fuckface Von Clownstick

So I talked to some federal government friends and it’s quite common for two people from different agencies to attend the same meeting, and one writes a classified report while another writes an unclassified report with essentially the same info. We need better classification guidelines is what I get out of this.

Not really. We should never forget our past. Even if it is painful and embarrassing. It is the only way to make sure we don’t repeat it. We should have the flag around to remind us but take an Indiana Jones stand on it; “It belongs in a museum!” There and not flying on the back of a truck.

I agree—I think this is a fabulous cover.

I remember a few nights where I was so stressed and tired that I could have thrown her out the window.