The nerds at Parts of Star Wars have already ID'd it as a specific model of off the shelf R/C toy Batmobile.

Great! An opportunity to shit all over a game I have never played.

Way to humble-brag you're playing a day early, jerks.

The original Super Mario Kart for SNES, you could tap both drift bumpers and you would do a little hop. If you timed it right you could hop over shells.

This one time an ex-girlfriend faked that she was pregnant in order to try and keep me in a relationship.

HOW DARE HE ASSUME ANY OF THE WOMEN ON HIS TEAM WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS ALPHA MALE SPORTS BRO RAPE CULTURE!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

+1 for this article. HOLY SHIT THE TITANIC SINKS AT THE END?! KING KONG DIES?!

2014-1989= 25 years. 5-2=3. They will find Halflife 3.

Didn't I play this when it was called Turok?

I just read a lot of the comments, and I guess fuck it, give free guns to everyone because:

David Zucker?!

Great. There's already more than enough "I was unfairly banned from Xbox Live" stories- and just like now, once you hear the story, they deserved the ban.

I've had my mic set to "Friends List Only" for probably 5+ years. Best decision I ever made.

FAAAAAAKE.

That bike deserved it. Did you see what it was wearing?

I love how the woman in the blue jacket leans in for a closer look after her initial shock.

Man, that looks like fun! Hope it makes it's way to Xbox Live...

I can't hear Offspring without thinking of this game.

Awwwww yeeaaah! Now we gon' have some fun!