No no, you just had a bad one. In Vegas we have pinkbox and their's are pretty awesome.

THANK YOU...

Candied bacon obviously absent

No because you are that god... (I would totally eat that without an ounce of shame)

I love this on a deep, deep emotional level

Are you a god?

I came

Chicken and god damned waffles, case fucking closed

I legit got the chills looking at that and imagining the spike to my blood sugar and the resulting sleepy haze that comes with it.

This is one of those things people call important because it confuses them too but they want to impress to everyone else in the room that they're cultured.

Honestly the last half of that describes 98% of the food service biz.

What the fuck is that? Is that literally just a handful of toppings thrown on a burnt flatbread because fuck that.

If I would of had the means up there, I would have.

It would be closer to the Revenge of the Nerds montage...

If you can bake, you can probably cook pretty well too. Baking takes a delicate touch.

Yeah it's definitely it's own world in the parks.

Mashed potatoes should have real butter, heavy cream (or apple juice... I swear), salt, pepper, and then things like garlic, or may favorite, after they're silky smooth add in a little carrot, you can either fold in finely shredded raw (I mean like thread fine, they'll soften from the heat) or use a ricer on cooked…

Not to be a dick, but I nailed it that night. My Aglio y Olio is pretty dope, but my Pasta Arrabbiata was my favorite. That was my first attempt at a chowder too and I used that recipe throughout the rest of my career.

I had these last year, I don't get why this is suddenly a thing people are talking about now. Maybe my target was a test market one or something. They're stupid sweet, I mean cotton candy is lightly heated sugar with a faint flavor. These taste like lightly caramelized sugar.

I almost forgot, I replaced the normal baked potato side with garlic mashed potatoes, and the veggie of the night was asparagus sauteed in olive oil and garlic... Because FUCK HIM, that's why.