If Ichiro isn't your favorite player who didn't play for your team, and he didn't actually play for your team, I dare say that you don't like baseball.

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

The fact that the team owners make far, far more for much less work is a better argument.  

I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.

I’m a left winger my entire life

There are a couple of places in this state where I’m like 90% sure that Cthulu cult activity is going on, and Kimberly is one of them. The other is Cedarburg, which somehow manages to maintain three yarn stores and a yarn museum on its entirely-too-idyllic main street in this economy. Someone is fucking a fish being…

The “Ghostbuster” is clearly just Sparkplug (or Spike) doing a little cosplay himself with a GB armband.

Just so we're clear Marvel DID NOT make this movie. SONY made this movie. 

Being a dad is awesome. 

Being a cinema manager, I’ve had a very unfair advantage in being able to wean my son on big screen outings. He’s not perfect but he’s pretty good and last month I cashed in a big favour at work to put on a private screening... meaning at 3 1/2 he’s seen 2001 on the big screen.

Seems odd that a guy like Dilfer couldn’t manage to enjoy the game.

Lol I actually loved that line about open casket being the “proper" Indian burial considering the long standing tradition of cremation.

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

Maryland alum here - burn the motherfucker down.

“Is there a chance the law gets struck down?”

“Get out of my country, you Hindu clown.”

“I’m sure he’s one of those disgusting mouth open”...hey now

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

WE’RE GOING TO MAMA LUCCIA’S!!!!!

YES!!!! Why your car/brand sucks! I demand this occurs now. Maybe to coincide with the Detroit autoshow?