“WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!?!!?” is a catch-phrase in my house because of Se7en and Amazon. I wish I could be in my kids’ heads the first time they watch Se7en.

http://www.fox26houston.com/home/maleah-davis-had-been-removed-from-mothers-care-returning-home-from-cps-custody-officials-say?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter         Well all three kids were removed from the home for six full months by CPS and just returned to these people in February so it’s not looking good…

I’m liking this guy’s story even less, now. There’s no way three men were able to control two scared and crying children while loading a guy who’d gone limp noodle into their truck, then drive around for ‘a 24 hour period’.

DID YOU TRY THE SCAMPI YET, MATE?!!!???! IT’S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Other safety tip: only transport propane tanks vertically.

is the owner the guy casually sitting in front of his burning car/ propane tank combo?

He publicly threatened suicide, then posted a picture to Instagram of him holding a pistol. Do you want them to confront him with balloon swords and bubble guns?

The kitty is in Ukraine.

Riot is very committed to cleaning up its culture as long as it faces zero consequences, zero scrutiny, and doesn’t have to fire anyone of any real significance.

We saw it: He won 4 championships in 11 years.  Tim Duncan was as Elite as they come and he was coached by Pop his entire career.

This Is The Rudest Thing I’ve Seen In My Whole Life

You’ve never heard of Butthole Surfers?

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.

“No one deserves this... more than him”

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.