Hey, they have to lock this place up by then or they lose their deposit!

Punch-Out!! lacks cultural sensitivity, to put it mildly—the characters range from being slightly offensive caricatures to highly offensive caricatures. It’s American ethnocentrism at its most blatant—the hard-working American underdog taking on the rest of the world.

Except that it buoys up a competitor to Steam.  If Epic can become a true threat to Steam then Steam will have to improve their product or lower their prices which WILL benefit consumers.

Let Everyone Know Your Car Fucks “Responsibly” by Displaying Condoms in Your Sale Ad

Maybe you could but not this guy:

A monster, that’s who.

Hey, easy on the racial slurs buddy.

Yes, if only there were some way to make the game easy OR difficult in the settings! 

So, if you can’t get into my restaurant with a wheelchair, just go somewhere else...

That’s $19.99! We aren’t ALL millionaires who can just throw cash at our problems Mr. Moneybags!

The problem is that he made MILLIONS of dollars for the school and gets jack squat in return. “He made a choice” is a bullshit when the NCAA is the only game in town. The notion that the college can’t say “Hey, thanks for earning us millions of dollars, how about we just wipe out that student debt you have” is also…

Are women more likely to make insurance claims for small damage accidents that a man might just ignore (i.e. dented bumper)?  Reported accidents are going to drive up your insurances rates whether or not the accidents are less dangerous than the one’s men seem to get in more often.

Yes, suing a gun shop would be a fabulous idea for a company based in Texas that operates throughout the very red Southern portion of the United States.

It has a shorter barrel than an ATF defined rifle (and lower muzzle velocity as a result, even with the same caliber ammunition)and does not have a stock. I know it looks like it has a stock but what it actually has is defined as a brace. Gun laws are just about as arcane as alcohol laws.

Wow!  I guess that means the Green new Deal IS a good idea! 

Is it Russia’s? How about the countries that are taking care of the three million refugees that have fled Venezuela?

Translation. This ain that big a deal. He has helped the community in the past. He let Chicago keep his $10 grand in bond money. We will let this slide.

It would work for me.  They day I can smoke a meatless brisket and have it turn out just as delicious is the day I go full vegetarian.

If meat substitutes become a good enough stand-in for actual meat it will greatly reduce the need to farm animals on an industrial scale and livestock farming has a massive ecological footprint.

No, they call it nerdy or stupid (i.e. D&D or Pro Wrestling).