I hate the Patriots but I would be absolutely delighted to watch this.

This is a legal system that has bail. Is a pay-to-stay prison that much of a stretch?

Do they know it’s Christmas hits the perfect trifecta of depressing, preachy AND racist. Just what I want for Christmas. Fuck that song.

A “Winter” car for Portland? What, you need it to be waterproof? We get snow that actually requires us to do more than wait 10 minutes for it to melt about once every 3 or 4 years.

Tax rates for NEARLY EVERYONE will be decreased, INCLUDING the poor and middle class.

Trump is a jackass but comparing him and the situation in the US to Ergodan and Turkey is ridiculous. Trump could barely get a tax cut package passed when Republicans control the House and Senate. No way he is changing the Constitution.

Wouldn’t that require the Brazilian government to NOT fuck something up? I believe that may be a bridge too far.

2) Fuck that, don’t nobody wanna look at that racist shit while I’m walking in the park/eating lunch/living life.

Fried things? Ick.

And a center or any kind of offensive lineman really. Perhaps just a sack of potatoes that they can arrange in front of Wilson before each play...

Maybe not the best article comments section to trot that one out on...

Sure! But why not paint with a ridiculously broad brush and clump all white women together! White women are pretty much all the same, right?

That also meant, though, that they stopped ordering replacement ticket books, and told officers to save tickets for only the most egregious driving.

AH, I love it when government’s response to a taxpayer asking for help is “Ugh! We have to provide you a service! Hmm, how can we punish and/or overcharge you for it...”

Wow, absurd names seems to be a trait shared by the richest of white people and the poorest of black people.

Nailed it. This is exactly right.

You do know there are white Cubans, right? That being said, I think the argument that Alita was “Asian” is a load of crap. I also think find the conspicuous lack of outrage about an all-Japanese Full Metal Alchemist cast to also be telling.

“Hot dog is not a sandwich” people are the food world’s version of Trump supporters.

Also—can we talk about those eyes?

Who on earth is able to drive a Maserati Coupe that distance?