You know, if you know places, it can be manageable. For example, I know places where you can eat great healthy, tasty food for only $9 CAD per large meal.

Yeah, Vancouver has amazing.......

More like this. It rains in Vancouver. A LOT. Still, it’s a great city - I highly recommend visiting.

It’s Canadia. The waves are made of maple syrup and snow plow driven by beavers in hamster wheels.

I play on PS4 so I can’t be reported, but I do very regularly get harassing PSN messages and match-long insults for playing Symmetra. Even when our team does well, I do well, we win, and/or I get play of the game. I don’t get it. People want to adhere to a “meta” to the point of becoming very, very ugly.

Couldn’t have been, because then it wouldn’t have been running in the first place.

Thirteen years and counting since OG Half-Life 2, six since Episode Two...

*she.
(Usually I feel like correcting grammar or spelling or usage on the internet is somewhere between “waste of time” and “being a pedantic ass” ... but not recognizing someone’s gender is insulting and demeaning. Transgender women are women. Please refer to Manning as “she/her”.

Ugh... I want to explain the difference between Foxtrot Alpha and Jalopnik at large to you but I really don’t have the energy right now.

We have a pretty big back yard, and coyotes are a problem because of the near by forest preserve, I hung this one last summer off the rear corner of the house, and it lights up the entire yard.

We have a pretty big back yard, and coyotes are a problem because of the near by forest preserve, I hung this one…

Please consult a dictionary and look up “joke.”

But never “compadre.”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

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The public may not care, but I can assure you that the career federal employees that spend their lives trying to advance America’s interests care. Particularly the people in the IC he has spent the past 2 months eviscerating.

Everyone agrees, but it’s far more embarrassing to make fun of him for the pee.

Actually, he just typed “FIF” and before he could go any further, Google’s autocomplete did the rest.

Similarly a ‘00 Clio 1.4 will do 120 mph although it will scare the shit out of whoever is behind the wheel