I remember right before he was last optioned to Triple-A, I was debating with myself while driving (I’m pretty cool right?) if it was time to move on from him. I spent so much time arguing with people “Well, his handling of the pitching staff IS really good ya know” but I had almost ran out of that.

Summed it up PERFECTLY. Not sure how they keep showing up at the right times, but somehow this ship is still (somewhat) afloat. I love it.

So to all my friends who argued with me and tried to tell me how great Uber was when they first started popping up in my city,
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT. YOU WERE WRONG. HAH. HAH. FUCKING HAH.

“fart continuously around the mall parking lot.”

Nope, nope and nope. Though to be honest, its the exact take I would expect from a lawyer lol.

So do you suggest that no note is made on a persons file in the case of a prior issue (any type, violence against officers, mental health issues, weapons)? That sounds even more reckless than putting the flag there in the first place.

I believe this gets filed under “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.

Lol no. And as soon as I saw the “you must be a wonderful member of a political party” SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU are the problem with the fucking world

Lmao great point. In Volvo land, poly EVERYTHING! Better yet, fuck it, Delrin lol...

I love everything about this. Thanks for giving us an inside look!

He looks fucking weird in the picture lol. Not sure what it is...

Dont forget the 14-3 whipping the Twins received the night before lol... This shit likes to go back and forth it seems

This is pretty cute. Not sure why but it makes me think of high school girls writing shit about other girls in the bathroom stall lol.

“People like you are the problem.”
Pretty sure the guy who shot them is the problem, not some guy on in a comment section making an insensitive joke... Your statement feels awfully dramatic lol 

Dont forget the good vibes man, I’m sending lots of those their way!

I laughed really hard, then I cringed followed by a deep sadness... Fuck you :(

Very correct. I guess its just all about press.

Honest question, does he have a stake in the team? Or is he involved with F1 in some way? I dont care either way as this is badass, merely curious lol.

“charged with possession of a terrifying arsenal of weapons”
I guess America is finally wearing on me, but what was listed as the weapons is not honestly terrifying to me, hardly even concerning... I promise either one of my neighbors has significantly larger arsenals, which I’m not saying is good or bad... lol.

Western Washington is always over run with Canadians on the weekends, especially from Vancouver (the worst ones). Very usual for Blue Jays games, they seem to like to use it as a nice little weekend trip down to the states.