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If the average humidity is anywhere close to like it is here in Phoenix (<10%) all the water will evaporate. My pool can drop an inch or more a week to evaporation; I can only imagine how those resort-style pools with their relatively shallow depths and large surface areas whould evaporate even faster.

They will be if they painted the pool walls and floors that color...

This. I came here to say this. If only he could've stopped at The Last Crusade...

What other reason is there to be in the middle of nowhere, Montana?

That's just insane.

Shortest Sequel Ever.

Coincidence that this info was released the same weekend 'Prometheus' was? Hmmm, I think not. And now you, me, and @Lemming know the truth!

Well, if those two crazy kids can't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us?

Don't forget the shoulders lined with stop sticks.

Ooh, sarcasm. Well played.

Well done. Especially the Gizmodo one.

Lindsay Lohan + Automobile = Accident. In other news, water found to be wet, sky is blue...

So, uh, hey, maybe as your last act over here at Jalopnik, can I have a star? You know, kind of like one of those lame duck Presidential pardons?

What if you were to have Hercules meet ST:TOS 'The Corbomite Maneuver'? He can't punch his way out, it'll punch him right back just as hard? So in this case, his strength is useless. What's he left with? And that's the chance for your skinny, weak, little girl to shine.

Based on your comment, I wasn't the only one then. Which somehow makes me feel better.

Even 'Nemesis'? You are hardcore.

Hey now... I kind of liked look of the Cutlass Convertible. The build quality and anemic power? Not so much.

I would tell you to bite your tongue.

Actually, yes, Gizmodo does quite a bit of piling on Apple. Enough that I finally complained about their bias. And they banned me for doing so. So apparently, Gizmodo can dish out the criticism, but they cannot take it.