Wait, when did Gizmodo ever have editors?

So I take it you've never lived in Chicago, and witnessed firsthand how the Chicago Machine works. I could give you a list of names to look up, if you want to know more.

Well said.

GM still owes BILLIONS. But instead of paying it all back, they converted the debt into stock, then spent millions on print and television ads claiming that they had paid back their loans "in full, with interest, years ahead of schedule." I'm sure some people were convinced. Because it was on TV, so it must be true,…

GM isn't far behind? GM still owes BILLIONS. But instead of paying it all back, they converted the debt into stock, then spent millions on print and television ads claiming that they had paid back their loans "in full, with interest, years ahead of schedule." I'm sure some people were convinced. Because it was on…

1.8. Not bad. But they tested a 2011, not a 2012- not that I expect there to be that much variation.

I want her to start putting in appearances at Occupy protests.

Ditto. She's a Red Sox fan, so already, she's got that going for her.

AAA meetings? Alcoholic Autoworkers Anonymous? Man is that going to get complicated. People already confuse 'AA' with 'AAA'; I can only guess what would happen if someone called the wrong 'AAA'...

If there was a way to give you a standing ovation over the internet I'd do it. Well said.

'Titanic' reference for the win!

I like it. And then that could mean they can use the same theme over and over, and just change the price The best cars for a bodyguard vs. the best cars for a bodyguard under $100K.

"1st Gear: Unexpectedly, Tesla May Have Lost More Than Expected"

Well, there are people who spend a lot of time on those Zen gardens, raking sand just so, and arranging rocks to make some sort of pattern, all in the name of relaxation and meditation. This just happens to be his meditation, I guess.

If it were an Illinois construction project, he'd just put up a few hundred tollway aliens with warnings about how fines are doubled in construction zones, leave them up for years, and meanwhile, no actual work would be done. At least that's the way I remember it- have they gotten much more efficient in the last four…

I just really don't care for GM. They lied to everyone, got rid of Pontiac (which they were hobbling for years by giving them nothing more than rebadged Chevys), but kept GMC- who only makes trucks and SUVs that are carbon copies of those put out by Chevy- all the while claiming that they were going to concentrate on…

Yeah, the CL was the 2-door equivalent of the TL.

You sir (or madam, as the case may be), are a genius!

"I can't resist."

The Firebird graphic may be trademarked, but who is going to enforce it? GM killed the brand; in other words, they said the brand was worthless.