Man, must be something in the water.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

Fucking Podcast? I will be wasting my time at work today by coming back here and starring every comment bashing this.

Why would I listen to a 40 minute podcast when I could just scroll for 90 seconds only to realize you IGNORED MY LETTER FOR 7TH GODDAMM TIME, MADGERY?

AKA, all the best content will be in the Podcast. And the funbag will just be like foreplay.

God fucking damn it. This just ruined my afternoon. Well, guess it’s back to work, fuckheads.

wtf is this nonsense? I need to listen to 43 mins of content rather than read through something in a few minutes… it’s great if you add a funbag to the deadcast but I still want my text version deadcast. Fuck every podcast.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Yeah, that sounds more like a beating.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

How many games have you made?

It’s one guy doing everything.

Let us be clear about something: put these two teams together and you — for all intents and purposes — have Philadelphia sports fans.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

I’m not used to seeing 4 consecutive basketball plays without a foul or timeout

I honestly can't remember a faster fall from grace. These things went from the must have gift, to banned in a blink of an eye.

they are also banned from my home. does that count?