“Did I remember to grab the quarter when I returned my cart at ALDI?”

I voted for Bayonetta. So I know she had my vote.

The funny thing about Cloud being in Smash is *this* is the teaser announcement for their December update.

I’ve seen some dirty hits on QBs before (hits on Favre in the NFC Championship game), but I gotta say, it looked like Joyner was trying everything possible not to hit him. I think a lot of people forget how fast everyone is moving, and it looks like Joyner has just halted his sideways momentum (but still with a lot of…

How is the player who lands on the ball and tosses it up for a teammate not down?

Hüsker Dön’t

Anybody who doesn’t laugh at Swedish Chef Karaoke is dead inside.

Wait... what? My wife and I have watched all the episodes so far and think it’s freaking hilarious - as do pretty much everyone else we know who’s seen the show. Is the popular opinion that it’s bad? Why? All the celebrity cameos mixed in with modern-day humor seems to work perfectly IMO. If I had a single complaint…

It wasn’t at all a secret that ABC’s new Muppet show isn’t, well, good. In fact it’s terrible.

They don’t want to spend the money on CS personnel. Could have been a much smaller article.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

That’s a straight up tackle with intent to injure.

I will!

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Well, I, for one, only watch wrestling for the articles.