My friend works there, haha. Good ol' local conglomerate warehousing.

"OH GOD, STOKLEY!!!!"

Had to.

So, uh, what happened to Juan?

Uh, obviously you confused that with the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara.

That was probably the best reaction to the earthquake I have seen yet.

I'd start him in a second. He has a strong Peyton Manning neck.

I embrace hangovers with open arms.

I think that's for the benefit of the runners, because if the catcher just bobbles it, it would probably make for an easy double play.

Still, with today's technology being what it is with full HUDs being developed in snowboarding goggles (seen here), commercially at that, and guns that can literally shoot around walls, you'd think that some R&D could be implemented in self-adjusting crosshairs that compensate for bullet drag, wind, and distance.

F'in AWP campers, try using a Scout next time!

So good.

WAR, huh, what is it good for?

I work with Dan Persa's dad.

Debatable.

I haven't seen so many random stats since... I watched a baseball game.

I didn't even know there was a movie. Just read the book.

Isn't this how The Sphere began?

Don't text and fly.