Trumped.

I would have, too. I loved Hook.

Bah!

Suck it, Columbus.

Get up and take it like a man.

Gigg-ity.

I thought he was just making a personal trip to the Bodies exhibit.

He's with wood.

I was really hoping he was gonna use the rotor.

Are you sure that isn't the day after tomorrow?

I got kicked in the head this past weekend in a mosh pit.

If this was an Italian broadcast, he would have fell down clutching his ankle.

And yet it will still take me 30 seconds to scan anything cylindrical.

@Chad Rogers: It's mainly because countless episodes of Unsolved Mysteries I saw when I was a child rooted a deep fear of Aliens in my brain.

Great, not sleeping anymore.

If only I could use one of my earlier shots...

Wait, how is Donald Sterling on this list, but not Al Davis?

Je n'ai pas vu que beaucoup de malaise en France depuis que les paysans ont donné l'assaut à la Bastille.

@FritzLaurel: Oh yeah, I totally agree with that aspect. Amazing business strategy.