@semin plays the bongos: How do you think we got him to do the Superpretzel commercials?

10MileStereo got me thinkin.... And a-workin...

@semin plays the bongos: Bring on Scott Franzke/Larry Andersen!

Well, shit.

@Jobu81: That's a heart right there.

@P3nnst8r: Now Buying Followers: Which, of course, is awesome for Phillies fans!

@DrJamesAndrews: Today is a day that will live in infamy.

Oh.... oh god.

@Bellwether Johnson: I feel like a kid on Christmas right now. When do I get to open the big present?

I don't see an option for the Ford Fiesta on that list.

@DrJamesAndrews: It better be a World Series title, that's all I know.

@Desi_Relaford: Last year's loser: The Texas Rangers.

@DrJamesAndrews: I'm getting my Halleehamswalt jersey ready.

I heard you can only get these airmailed, and they have a 30% chance of not reaching their destination.

Where's the 2? :(

How can this guy meet somebody on OKCupid, and I can't? Seriously?

@///M: I breathe a sigh of relief now instead of horror whenever I see those tight spirals launched by Vick.

@Cyrus_the_virus: My eyes were bleeding by the end of the Google Image search.

@vege-tables: You must be a Redskins fan.

LeSean McCoy's mouth is just as quick as his feet.