Nothing like watching a fake baby get sucked out of a vajayjay at 2am with horrendous accompanying noises to real put a seal to a night.

Does this come in left-handed? (As a right-hand glove) It's so impossible to find good lefty gloves.

@daqman: Swing and a miss.

I once saved a kid on a runaway Segway. True story.

I heard that this kind of stuff happens more frequently than one would hope at airports, it just never typically reaches the general population (maybe because people would freak out about flying?). I looked for this on CNN and found nothing.

I'm jealous.

@I_Like_Apples: Sorry, it's an autonomous reaction.

In mother Russia, pictures take you!

@wad303: Harder than I thought, too!

Who you callin' yella?

First thing I thought of when seeing this picture:

@AndStuff: Are you by any chance related to the CEO of LifeLock?

@Lord_Data ∞: oH mY gOd WhAt Is WrOnG WiTh Me?!!!!!

Shouldn't they just use their domain auction? I think they could take a cut then.

This makes me happy to hear that NASA people have a sense of humor.

I wish I got melons in my face all the time...

Who are these birds, and why are they angry?

Call me back when we start getting into gigapixels.

As a former Marching Band Trombonist, you did not want to piss us off, 'cause we could very well stick that slide out and trip your ass when you were gliding past us.

This makes me wonder: How long has the Android phone OS been around? I thought it was only a year and change old. Damn me and my lack of cell phone knowledge.