This is why we can't have nice things.

What's happening in Denver tomorrow? I miss something?

I can see the love in those Aviator and Versace glasses between you two.

You have to ask yourself: Can you really trust King Koopa?

Step 1: Make "Smooth Chili"

Is it possible to get the voice actors from Tribes on your voicemail next? That would be fantastic.

Sexy Sadie.

@zenpoet: I think the only way anybody would really know who he is is if they are guitarists or took some form of music history.

My fear is that not a lot people know who Django Reinhardt is :/

Programmers that can pull off these miraculous deserve a tip of the hat, and if they can do this, imagine what they can do with a less restrictive amount of space.

@Jagged Toaster: Well, he does have flowing locks, so i figured that was a big selling point.

@thefais: Don't worry, there's always IGN.

What if you have dashing good looks and a charismatic smile?

@Solid_hedgehog: The winner, it is you. Congratulamitations.

@darkroomdemons.com: lumbar puncture? Or is it a shot for back pain relief? Have fun! Actually if they numb u up real good you shouldn't feel a thing. Just don't look.

Tuesdays are horrible. They are not freshly removed from the weekend, so you don't get that trailoff, but yet you are soooo far from the next weekend.

@TC: Link?

@Dangeresque- Got temp banned and learned his lesson! (Crazy...: Lol, excellent.

@ChalkdustTorture: PS3's date.