it is the tires that make the car.

Why not just call it a rallycross course and have done with it?

If you think you’re “buying into the future” because you got a haphazardly-assembled sedan with an unfinished interior from a South African diamond mine heir, then I guess the hype worked.

If you think you hate it now, wait until you drive it!

The Changli somehow makes more sense now.

Yowser. The good news is, the latest generation of nut runners can log the number of revolutions of the tool, not just the final torque, so at least they’d know that a bunch of screwturns were missing.

While I love my family, I can’t say I love their choice in pizza. People in my neck of the woods absolutely love it. For me, it’s like a bit Daniel Tosh did on one of his last shows about a guy from Canton who has a YouTube page about his visits to places in the region that used to be other things, such as a Sears now…

Fuck... it’s the Cincinnati Chili of pizza...

Woah woah woah.  Detroit invented the drive-by.

I didn’t know Volvo built cars in Detroit.  Is there such a thing as Swedish pizza?

Ohio was a mistake

It’s what your 10 year old would surprise you with for dinner. 

this isn’t a “pizza style” this is “oops I really fucked up, how do I cover up for this? I know! Tell the customer the cold toppings are a feature, not a bug!”

God, Ohio sucks for more reasons than I previously knew.

Mmmm, Detroit style pizza. That carbon buildup you see there on top of the cheese brings back memories of taking apart the head on a ‘92 Mustang GT fastback.

I’ve never even heard of Detroit style pizza, so obviously it can’t be the best.

Had my first Little Caesars in downtown Detroit while attending the last F1 race in Detroit. It was just a Pizza

My wife called me at work to tell me. I told her I did not believe it, that NASA would not be so careless. Denial, anger - still at anger.

To this day I still have nothing but contempt for Dan Rather because he sarcastically referred to the shuttle program as a “high-tech low comedy” when they scrubbed the mission on the 27th over a faulty hatch bolt. Then after the 28th spent the next several weeks bemoaning the loss of the crew and asking why wasn’t…

Just to clear this up FLDS vs LDS. They are both cults. I live in Utah. Now continue talking about Engineering and stuff.