Thats nothing, our 1949 Willy’s had the ‘E’’s in “JEEP” in the wrong order!

If it’s people you want to smuggle I guess any car will do as long as you know how to pull it off.

Here’s how I’d do it. Get an old beater Cadillac with a 8L V8. Remove the connecting rods and rocker arms from 4 cylinders. Fill with your contraband.

here in TX, we call that the road rage pistolero hole.

Soylent Vans are People!!

It’ll do the Kastle Run in 12 kilometers.

Dodge tried to provide for it’s clientele with the "secret" Dart stash spot

An El Camino has a smugglers box built right in. Plus, it's bilingual which is good at southern border crossings.

That’s easy, you make your vehicle out of the thing you’re smuggling (might not work for smuggling people).

the Ford Fusion. Ford smuggled shit in them from the factory :p

You forgot the most important ingredient in this scheme, Fred.

Get a big ol’ Kenworth with an outlandish western scene painted on the trailer. Then use a 77 Trans Am Special Edition to run blocker. Keep in touch via CB to avoid those Smokeys. Then get Eastbound and down.

This one is easy - an RV filled with dorky white people:

A current-gen Ridgeline with drugs in the sub-bed trunk thing, and a bed full of rocks (or soil, or fertilizer).

Is that a din compatible dash kit I see?

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

The R is for racing.

Don’t really hear people say they’re getting a “tune-up” much these days.  

Every time I say PRNDL to someone I have to explain what it is, why it’s called that, and what the L stands for.

Don’t hear “hubcaps” near as much as we used to.