These are the next off roaders to go wild, so I’d overpay for the best one now, because it’ll pay off in 10 years.

I feel like every car I have ever owned I overspent on. 

Manual CTS-V Wagon. 

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Buying cash doesn’t mean what it used to and actually might get you a lesser deal. Dealerships make a decent chunk of their money from selling loans and might be more willing to get you a better deal. Your best bet would be a to shop around, get a loan if it means getting a better deal and then just pay it off if you…

Oh, there is much more that can go wrong than the battery!!! There is the charge controller, an expensive part with not the normal specialist but the more special DC specialist required to do the work, and at least the inverter, cooling system, electric motor, in some there is the heat pump...

Brad: “Screw the rich”

Jesus, man.  List it for one hundred dollars.  Only a fool would pay two hundred dollars but a “savvy shopper” might pay for one at half price.

Dig it out, sell it. Your sway bar is now free.

God yes. If you’re still single, that cigarette-smoking ball of nihilistic English-major energy will be a hell of a ride.

Just not settle down material unless you like maintaining a diagnosed but unmaintained mental illness.

Are you familiar with the term "don't stick your dick in crazy"?  Cause a US chick with a Peugeot is probably crazy.  

The thing about Harbor Freight is about 60% of what they sell is junk, and about 40% is good stuff probably sold out the back door by a factory making a brand name tool. Figuring out which is which is the tough part. But the Snap-On truck is never there when you need it, and Sears went out of business, so sometimes…

Then there is my buddy Dave. Dave is a public service for other tool owners. When your SO comments on the perfectly reasonable supply of tools you have filling the basement, you arrange an innocent visit to Dave.

First Generation Toyota Celica.

Possibly because the amount of distractions has gone up.

As opposed to the Kardashians, that was a Cunning Array of Stunts!

Hertz should have bought the Lease Protection Plan. For just $999M a year, they have the option to walk away from the entire leasing deal if the car rental market collapses.

... then the lenders walked around the company and sent it a bill for damages that were actually pre-existing. But Hertz’ management hadn’t bothered to take pics or markup the provided sheet before barnstorming out of the loan office.

I’m reminded of the time a murderer ran around the airport to get to his rental car before the company went bankrupt.

You mean build a kit and register it with a factory VIN. THATS where the value is. $6500 for the factory VIN is probably a good deal.