Quite a change from the old model, but as long as the officers like it I guess it’s ok.

Woof.

My friend sold his Range Rover because - and I quote - “It would pass everything on the road except a gas station or a mechanic.”

Duran Duransky would be a pretty tight name for a tribute/cover band.

I want to take a three minute commuter flight from Atlanta to Florida

Imperials and Cordobas were barred from the Any Car race at our local podunk racetrack. The operator-a rather colorful character-did not take kindly to my suggestion that he add ‘Most’ to the name of that event

United Airlines: “I’ll get you one there as soon as possible”

Of course, the police officer is referring to “illegal aliens” or “illegal immigrants”, so “illegal” is an adjective to the residency status of the individual in question. Since they are not looking for all “aliens” or all “immigrants”, just the illegal ones, it makes perfect sense to abbreviate to “illegals”, at…

Cat and gorilla hour.

My NDA’s are expired, got any questions?

What kind of shows do they have if they’re not dog and pony shows?

Yes it would be, Jerry.

I want the grill and badges from one of those soooo badly for my Disco I just to mess with people’s heads.

AKA: The least reliable of all the Honda’s.

It’s the long-forgotten Honda Crossroad. It’s a “Honda” without any of the long-term reliability.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

.... and that calculator’s transistor was powered by crossfire injection. 

If Abraham Lincoln were still alive today, he’d have just celebrated his 209th birthday. So he’d be driving a Buick like everyone else his age.

The stupidest among us used to die at much earlier ages. Protecting morons from their own moronic impulses is a relatively recent concept.

sometimes what I get from Amazon does not fit or look like the picture. sometimes they are fine.