Man, Ollie’s! I discovered them when I moved to North Carolina some years ago, and now I’ve relocated to a place that doesn’t have them, and I’m so sad! Ollie’s is like an grown-up amusement park. Need a giant bag of candy, three lawn chairs, and a complete set of Dickey’s work clothes for under $20? Done!

However one of the primary business practices of liquidation firms is to mark everything up to MSRP and then gradually discount it from there.

Annnnd you destroyed my hopes of buying some new Lego sets. My first thought was, “yes, Legos!”.

Real talk. I’m a former employee and still have friends there. They arnt getting anything for this. Vacation/personal/sick time, not being paid out. No severance, no bonus, no extension of benefits, nothing. Needless to say, my friends and other employees are “taking what they’re owed” so to speak. A lot, and I mean a…

When you sale “The sale starts tomorrow”, you mean “The liquidators jack up the prices 150% and discount the stock by 75%” right.

Quite a change from the old model, but as long as the officers like it I guess it’s ok.

Woof.

My friend sold his Range Rover because - and I quote - “It would pass everything on the road except a gas station or a mechanic.”

Duran Duransky would be a pretty tight name for a tribute/cover band.

I want to take a three minute commuter flight from Atlanta to Florida

Imperials and Cordobas were barred from the Any Car race at our local podunk racetrack. The operator-a rather colorful character-did not take kindly to my suggestion that he add ‘Most’ to the name of that event

United Airlines: “I’ll get you one there as soon as possible”

Reggie gets those.

Of course, the police officer is referring to “illegal aliens” or “illegal immigrants”, so “illegal” is an adjective to the residency status of the individual in question. Since they are not looking for all “aliens” or all “immigrants”, just the illegal ones, it makes perfect sense to abbreviate to “illegals”, at…

I see the Russian #MeToo movement has kicked things up a gear.

This looks like a ... crime ... wave.

I’ll see myself out now.

“Well here’s something you don’t see everyday: a bag containing 27 pairs of human hands.”

Huh, I always figured that finding bags of severed hands was like a weekly thing for Russian police.

The only way they could get a forensic scientist to willingly go to Siberia was to advertise it as “Interested in a hand job? Come to Siberia!”

Cat and gorilla hour.