Umm... there was nothing about Santa in this story. What are you talking about?

And all the men talking about their wives' clits in graphic detail need to go.

I'm sorry Luke.....but I had no choice but to give into........The Dark Meat.....

Your life will get better. Really!

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Wow. I haven't seen Ovie this disappointed since 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009...

But if I don't threaten people with death, how will they know that I want them to die?

Don't worry ladies, I know his junk may seen formidable, but something about him tells me he won't be able to make it all the way...

Oh jeez, how did I miss the obvious trolliness of that comment??? I am off my game today. Thanks for righting that ship real quick.

Nope.

Gawd what a perfect comment.

I feel the New York one was mostly based off the city.

The Mean Things They're Saying About Our Hall of Fame Ballot

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(I feel it would be inappropriate to not mention I got this from Reddit.)

Opponent: Hey Johnson! You suck!

It would be simple to fix. Players and managers could agree to cease and desist, and MLB could implement a new rule: The victimized team may stop the game when the hidden ball trick is pulled, and should this rule be violated in more than three games, no home games will be played at the offending field for the rest of…

Human:Where's the puppy