My first boyfriend gave me this book and im still fascinated with it a millions years later.

Well? WHO IS THE GOOD BOY!?!?!

Just once I'd like to see "heartwarming allegations emerge. "

Just because he didn't get the perfect game by like one foot doesn't mean everyone will forget his name.

I understand really tight coverage can be frustrating, Riley, but perhaps there was a better word to describe it than "nagging."

The comments here are a teensy bit on the scary, ruthless, and bloodthirsty side. The guy committed horrid, unimaginable crimes. I get it. But I still don't think either "what a coward" or "dammit I really wanted him to suffer longer" are appropriate responses.

I think it would be more appropriate to say "1000 hours of hard labor sentenced to Chris Brown."

From: skipper@espn.com

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

We'll be talking about this one for a long time, just like that one woman who crashed at the end of that one Winter Olympics sport race.

He's not even existential or original, he just stole Charley Steiner's line from sportscenter.

Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy! is "People". And the clue is:

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Is it wrong that I read the end of that quote like a beer vendor at a ballpark?

#MediaMeltdowns

The real shame here is that Odin Lloyd was recently dropped by his own athletic sponsor, Under Armour.

"Hey man, what you doin?"

The group stopped at a gas station to pick up ... Black & Mild cigars, which are used as rolling papers for marijuana.