I’m still not quite sure how the adviser kept a straight face as he handed the ziploc bag with the dildo in it back to the customer.

#reading #skills

Oh look, someone who doesn’t know what they are talking about.

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

Ship not shit. Might want to go see a doctor. And wipe.

Honestly... no idea. I’ve never looked at any of the nighttime video yet. I’ve only had it for a little while and this is the only thing I’ve pulled off: Some asshat running me out of my lane.

“yeahitkindadoes”

Touché ;)

It’s a car with a lift kit.

No, they have like 52 headlights. Not 6..........

Unless, of course, you buy a Range Rover, then $40,000 would not be enough to keep a $10,000 Range Rover running for a year.

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

Generally, contemporary sonar technologies (among others) are pretty adept at distinguishing big, flopping bags of meat that make crazy whistling sounds from much larger alloyed-steel diesel or nuclear powered tubes.

Disgusting, unacceptable, reckless, I don’t even know where to start. I guess having it on video makes it okay? What if someone imitates it? How are you going to explain that? The Versa should never have been a sedan.

That Ferrari needs an epi-pen, stat!

Damn, that looked to me like about the most benign moose collision possible. BMW occupants got seriously lucky there.

A god of death is usually peaceful and doesn't create death, they have to provide solace to those who have have to cope with the reality that they just lost everything they have lived for, forever. With this information, Totoro would be the opposite of bloodthirsty, and be extremely passive and compassionate, running…

Burn the heretics (literary scholars)! Kill the infidels (teachers)!