Punch it!

CrackdownCrackdownCrackdownCrackdown!!!

Ooo. How about a couter-list of the worst engines ever made?

The lawsuit, where he sues himself, will be hilarious though! it’ll be like a Family Guy episode.

... by encouraging you to ask questions: “what is that?”

Insane Clown Posse didnt’ make #1?

Maybe you just never realized you could get paid to play dress up. Some of these people earn damn good livings.

could there be a Win10 driver for your wifi card?

Whats that, like a $20 wrench? Dude, be excited! Might be the last 3/4 drive wrench you’ll ever need!

Ever looked in the engine bay of an Audi A6? You could miss a fucking dead elephant in there. Plastic. Fucking. Everywhere.

No. Keeping these hunters away from hunting is not the answer. You just need stipulations.

The only time i’ve ever dropped a Trials match, was because I was invited to a group to do Crota, but they jumped straight to Trails. I left in the 3rd round. If I knew they were going to Trails, I wouldn’t have joined the group.

Killing friends with a sparrow is always funny. Every time.

“I’m building a Yurt for next week’s LARP”

truth!

As annoying as running/horsing/taxi flying were, taking 10-20 minutes to get halfway across a continent, I miss that terribly in more modern MMOs. Everyone does quick flight, and portals, and in my eyes it detracts from the experience a little. There was a sense of accomplishment from travelling for 20 minutes just to…

while walking.

you will be able to, literally, spend years running around and seeing new things. I was a day 1 player, and 8 years later when I quit playing, I was still discovering stuff that I hadn’t seen before. The game is truly massive in a nearly unbelievable scale.

I love how they don’t even refer to that portion by the street name. The office just says “Get DOT out here to Shadflies”

1) Lift radiator cap up