What, no cutting torch? Lol

It would never work. You can still see an elbow. Heathen harlot! Stone her!!!

Urectum? Urbutthole? Urassvalley? Urnetherregions? Urblackhole? Urrearcrater? Urbehindtrench?

Don't forget 3,000 per day, or over 50 million deaths per 40 years (since 1974 I think?) and ongoing: deaths in America due to legalized abortion. Who knows how many this is over the whole world?

I noticed that he never apologized. Not once. Not to anybody. Don't know how I feel about that.

I'd love to see this, but alas! New York is very far away. Does anyone know if there is a way to see it (online? youtube???) for those of us who are not so fortunate as to live near New York? Thanks!

YOU wanna be the one who tells him he doesn't get a medal???

Live action Pokemon!!! Woot!

"Live" action Futurama movie please! This guy will be lead designer for the CGI aliens.

Even in your wildly guessing analysis, you give Han an "extremely short"(!?) window of 47 minutes. That's loads of time! He probably set up a still and had a drink and a sandwich first. Han can get a tent up in less time than that.

What depresses me about this headline is the felt need to explain who Jack Kirby is.