You’re two decades too old, and ten grades too literate, to be a ‘Stoolie’. Be thankful.

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

I mean, considering how often LH is clearly out of its depth and willing to just repeat whatever someone trying to sell a book tells them as long as it sounds like something that fits their preconceptions, do we really want to see them start on health policy?

All I’ve ever wanted from a poached egg is cooked white and runny yolk in a convenient package. I get that from soft-boiled eggs. That’s not a copout at all.

They were imitating the Angels.

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.

hey, you can’t always get what you want

Then give LeBron 6months training and he’ll do it while hungover.

The Rams have fans - you just can’t tell at the Coliseum, where the 30K+ Rams fans disappear in a staidum that seats 90K+. Also, the cost of the tickets has to be considered - it’s about $70 a ticket for cheap seats with the Rams ($20-40 on Stubhub) but $100+ ($80-100 on Stubhub) for cheap seats for Charger games.

This was an astonishing game to watch and particularly to hear. As the (terrible!) commentators mentioned often, it’s not every day a member of the visiting team gestures to the crowd to get louder, and then the crowd obeys. I think the effect of the Eagle’s fans taking over was compounded by the fact the stadium has…

Anthony Atamanuik probably comes closest to pulling it off. While Baldwin puts the minimum amount of effort into his impression, Atamanuik clearly has gone deep into character which admittedly is a terrifying thought when your character is Donald Trump. I don’t watch the President Show often because he’s so good…

It seems SNL is one of those longstanding American traditions that people want to keep around without any regard for its relevance or meaning, simply because it’s a “tradition.”

What up, Perk, you skallywag, you! 

You have to admit, Baldwin was coasting with that sketch. It fell completely flat. As wrote, has the Trump presidency reached Peak Buffoonery, so it’s not really possible anymore to play Orange Dumbass for laughs? All signs point to yes.

That entire last sketch played out like a painful reminder that Kenan has LONG overstayed his welcome on this show.

That last sketch was totally a warmed over version of What’s Up With That? and seemed to go on FOREVER. In fact it went so long that they had to basically cut out the goodnights.

Part of that is that the other characters have aged out of what they were there for.

BUT HIS STRIKEO—*gets hit in the face by a 450 ft dinger*

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!