A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

1. Delete all tweets.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Who in the fuck are those guys

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Who the fuck uses a timer to cook pasta?

Same contractors designed stadiums in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

“Some black guy.”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

No.

It just sucks how everything today reminds you of Muhammad Ali, even a random pitcher for the Oakland A’s.

21st time in MLB history that a club had overcome a double-digit deficit

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.