But “gobblers” is direct-to-urban-dictionary “people that give blowjobs.” They are literally saying “we suck” with that name. If you really want this to be a shitshow, vote Gobblers.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

Oh, also, Mike Napoli.

This one’s better.

The sand snakes are interesting in the books, if not overly important, but they are so fucking awful on the show I hope they find some way to handwave Dorne out of existence. Just give every Rhoyner cholera or something.

I want Bronn to do it.

Obviously, Ramsay is an all-timer for creepy tv characters, but, dear fucking lord, does the kid who plays Robin Arryn creep me out. He’s so tall and gangly and weird and breast-fed and awkward. That kid moves like his arms and legs are 9 feet long. I am actually physically uncomfortable every time he’s on the screen.…

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

Why don’t cars have trash cans?

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.

Nothing is better than little kids playing hockey. Especially when you get on them like they’re adults playing hockey.

The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

Wait, she suplexed them? Isn’t she supposed to be eviscerating them? Gah! Women these days!

I’m not sure what counts as a “business” hotel, but I’ve always found that the amenities are better and cheaper if you go to a mid-range hotel as opposed to an upscale one.

Your average, say, Best Western (not even the “Plus” kind) has free WiFi, free parking, free breakfast, free coffee on all the time (it might not…

Why do Barry’s hairy arm sleeves abruptly stop at his elbows?

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

I noticed this on my own credit score and started paying off my cards weekly. That solved the problem and boosted my score by about 40 points.

This hit my wife’s credit score for a while. Everything on her report was spotless, but for work, she was charging a lot of travel expenses on her personal card. Her employer would reimburse her, but it was bumping up against the card’s max by the time it was paid off each month. Once her company issued corporate…

I think Simmons is a fascinating case. Pioneered is a really strong word. But he was one of the first writers to start out blogging about local sports and pop-culture and parlay that into a national gig. And when he was the Boston Sports Guy, he was great. There was really not a lot like him out there. And then he…

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.